He was looking at some photos on Facebook the other night. To protect him from groups of angry mobs with flaming torches and pitchforks, I wont disclose who has the photos he was looking at, or the situation they were taken in.
Anyway, so he's flicking through the photos, and comes across this one of a woman who has one of 'those faces'. You know the ones I mean, the photo was taken at just the wrong moment.
In between bouts of laughter, Richard gets this ripper of a comment out:
"She looks like an animal with lots of small sharp teeth has just clamped itself onto her clitoris with a force of 4000 psi."
I laughed so hard, I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell too.