Sunday, 11 March 2012

Oops, uh-oh, ah crap, and other assorted sayings.

Again, I've been slack.

So sue me.

Anyway, I've been meaning to post this one for a while now.

Richard has many 'sayings' that come out when he is trying to fix something. The reactions from me range from sighing, to ducking for cover.

While this isn't a complete list, it will give you some ideas on what life is like.

Oops - that shouldn't of happened
Uh-oh - that's going to leave a mark
Ah crap - I can't be f**ked fixing this
Oo bugger - I don't think it should be smoking like that
F**k - f**k
Hee hee - I've always wanted to do that
Hmmm - WTF am I looking at?
Maniacal laughter - Daddy told me it would explode if I did that
*pop* - *giggle*
*bang* - *snigger*
*BANG!!!* - refer to entry for 'f**k'
*tinkle tinkle* - refer to entry for 'maniacal laughter'
Dude, perhaps you should let me have a look at that - Dude, WTF were you thinking?
Bollocks - That's f**ked it (sometimes 'I've f**ked it')
Leave it with me - before you can f**k it any worse
Lets find you a cheap replacement - 'You eediot' (see attached url if you don't recognise it)

As I said, not all his sayings, but enough to keep me ducking for cover.


  1. I'm sure my hubby can add to the list...especially when other people have had a go at 'fixing' things first and he has to fix it properly!

  2. That is usually when the 'dude' comment, the 'leave it with me' and the 'cheap replacement' comments come into play in this house LOL