Lochlan and Richard were playing yesterday, and Richard came into the kitchen to get a drink.
Lochlan comes running up, and hands Richard an imaginary jellybean, and says 'here you go Daddy, this is for when you get low'.
(For those unaware, Lochlan has Type 1 diabetes, and we always have jellybeans on hand to boost his levels should they drop low - hypoglycaemia)
Richard says thank you to Lochlan, and then mutters something under his breath.
Knowing that I might regret it, I ask what he just said.
"I said, the lowest I ever got was marrying your mother."
I told him he was going home with a friend that was due to visit later that day.